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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Lunar Eclipse (S05E05)

"If you aren't doing anything on Sunday, mind giving the bride away?"
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"I'll be honoured. Where's the bridegroom?"
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"Sir."
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"Would you mind if I spoke with you for a moment?"
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"At ease."
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"You and the other bridesmaids who would look good in lavender."
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"Great. Have you picked out your dress?"
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"Under the circumstances, I think I'd better go with ecru."
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"-Flowers. -Calla lilies."
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"-Minister? -More like a guru."
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"Sounds like you have it under control."
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"Can I borrow something blue so I can kill two birds with one stone?"
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"-Of course. -Could I ask you a question?"
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"-Sure. -Now that I've decided to get married..."
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"Between us I think maybe there's something wrong with me."
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"I'm sorry, sir."
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"I haven't keep anything down since Agnes popped the question."
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"Sit down here."
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"Son, you are not looking good."
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"If the mere thought of marrying Agnes is making you puke..."
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"...what do you think is gonna happen when you marry her?"
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"...my independence..."
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"...of abandoning all sense of self to the collective we, I will be fine."
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"Well..."
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"...nobody's putting a gun to your head here."
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"I'm feeling a little green around the gills."
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"Put your head down between your legs."
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"If I'm so head over heels about Herbert..."
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"...how come I'm still attracted to other guys?"
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"-Because you're alive. -I'll say."
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"...in the right pair of jeans..."
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"...in a tweed jacket."
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"And the next thing I know, it's just him and me."
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"Alone."
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"...on the linoleum."
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"Marriage is a normal, natural, noble endeavour..."
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"...and just because I am a neurotic mess..."
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"...who sees it more as the morgue of the human spirit..."
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"...a trap, a gallows..."
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"...18 no reason why I should categorically reject something..."
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"...that 99 percent of humanity finds perfectly wonderful."
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"Burt..."
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"...you love Agnes, right?"
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"With all my heart."
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"Then stop worrying. You're not gonna have any problems."
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"Forswearing all women for the rest of my life."
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"It's a pretty tall order, sir."
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"Yes, it is, fortunately men have options."
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"-Such as? -You fool around."
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"In a community property state?"
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"You can always move to Utah."
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"Set up housekeeping in a polygamous culture."
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"I'm allergic to salt, sir."
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"Well..."
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"...there is of course the final option."
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"That is to become a loyal, faithful, monogamous husband..."
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"...with a very vivid imagination."
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"I'd come to pretty much the same conclusion myself, sir."
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"Last night, it was Mel Gibson."
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"The night before it was Mark Harmon..."
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"...then it was the checkout guy in the deli section."
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"Then the night before that it was..."
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"...MacGilicuddy."
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"MacGilicuddy?"
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"On the linoleum?"
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"...I would like you to have my collection of erotic lithographs."
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"-Oh, no, Burt. I couldn't take those. -Please."
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"They won' t be of much use to me anymore."
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"And they're a great icebreaker on a first date."
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"There's one other thing, sir."
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"Mr. Addison."
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"Dave..."
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"...I would appreciate it if you would consider standing up for me..."
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"...being my best man."
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"Burt, I don't know--"
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"You don't have to go through any trouble."
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"If you could just be there for moral support..."
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"...to make sure I go with through with this cockamamie scheme of Agnes'."
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"I don't want to fail at this, Miss Hayes."
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"-It's too important. -You won't."
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"You too."
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"Weird."
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"To think that my mom had thoughts about men other than my dad."
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"Yeah, it is weird."
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"I suppose that means Burt occasionally thinks about other women."
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"-Oh, sure. -What do you mean, "Oh, sure.""
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"Oh, I mean, oh, sure, probably."
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"Maybe?"
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"I'll kill him."
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"Excuse me a second."
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"Say, Viola."
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"What do you want, MacGilicuddy?"
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"To offer my heartiest congratulations."
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"Yeah, right."
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"I know we've never enjoyed a particularly warm relationship."
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"That's putting it mildly, I hate your guts."
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"And I yours."
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"I think it's time we put an end to that."
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"Why?"
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"It's the Christian thing to do."
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"And I can't think of a better excuse to beat our swords into ploughshares..."
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"...than your impending nuptials."
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"It will be a great honour for me if you'd allow me to throw a party for you."
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"What kind of party?"
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"Not one of those pukefests..."
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"...like Mr. Addison through for Miss Hayes' ex, no."
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"No grain alcohol, no animal movies."
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"And that tacky stripper, remember."
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"Yuck."
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"No just you and me, the guys from work."
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"-We rent a limo for the night-- -What are you up to?"
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"I'm just trying to settle accounts, that's all."
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"I got my test results back this morning."
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"It's my heart, Burt."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"You know, it would just mean so much to me if I could do this for you."
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"Sure."
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"Well, hey, everybody, how about a toast..."
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"...for my pal Herbert Viola and his blushing bride."
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"Much love, much happiness, long lives..."
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