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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Requiem for a Wet Dream (S01E01)

"- Gross. - What we're saying is,"
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"we'd go out with you even if you weren't our son."
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"You'd go out with a random 12-year old boy?"
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"If he was as dynamite as you, you better believe it."
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"This is a real trifecta for me."
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"Hanging out with my parents, science, and my beau."
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"Oh, am I talking too much?"
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"Cyrus, you let her have dried papaya, and now she's bouncing off the walls."
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"My mom says I'm sweet and that's why spiders keep biting me."
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"Oh, smooth."
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"You sure you don't wanna tell them about your pediatric hemorrhoids?"
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"Oh, in the heart, with you, alone?"
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"No, you cannot be in there. You need to leave me alone."
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"Not a chance, homo. I'm gonna watch you turn her out."
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"Hey, this is not okay."
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"Now, I didn't wanna have to do this, but I am thinking about my grandmother."
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"[groans] Okay. How about a mezuzah?"
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"- Huh? - You know how a cross works on a vampire?"
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"you nail on your door to say, "Inside, we fuck.""
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"Okay. You leave me no choice."
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"This is Garrison Keillor,"
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"the former host of NPR's A Prairie Home Companion."
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"A lovely thing about Christmas is it's compulsory."
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"Come on, Missy. Let's go."
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"Now I will breathe loudly through my nose hair."
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"- My dicks! My dicks are running away! - [squeaking]"
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"Come near. The closer you look, the less you see, ha ha!"
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"Okay. We're changing the project."
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"Ooh, get a close-up of Mr. Bolo Tie's fingernails."
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"and it's the Magnificent Gary."
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"And his long fingernails are because he uses a harp in his act."
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"Uh-huh. Because magic isn't lame enough on its own."
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"Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Are you guys making fun of magic?"
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"- What about our project? - Oh, come on, Jay."
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"Darling, it's not even real."
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"- It's a Panera. - It's a chamber of wonders, you dicks!"
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"Do either of you have a car?"
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"I'm 30 minutes late for a court-supervised visit with my mother."
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"[piano music playing]"
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"- Hey, Duke. - Hey! It's Friday night!"
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"- Oh, we're just friends. - Uh-oh!"
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"It's not good to have your friends do your taxes."
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"now, she's all he talks about."
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"I'm just kind of worried he's not gonna have time for me anymore."
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"Oh, he won't. Some men just disappear into their ladies,"
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"like Joltin' Joe DiMaggio with Marilyn Monroe."
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"He was obsessed,"
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"just hanging out in center field, folding her panties up."
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"♪ And not her nice panties ♪"
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"♪ Her "I'm feeling sick today" panties ♪"
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"Uh-huh. I mean, I like girls too,"
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"And my girl, my cars, my band."
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"Yeah, we're the same."
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"That's right. Two ghosts alone in the attic."
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"You are to Andrew. [chortles]"
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"- [heartbeat] - Whoa."
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"This is a lovely ventricle."
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"Yes, it looks very healthy."
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"- No signs of plaque or... - Or arterial blockage."
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"You took the diagnosis right out of my mouth."
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"It's really nice being alone with you."
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"- [pounding] - Let me in!"
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"Andrew, let me in! I will not be ignored!"
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"It's nice to be alone with you too, Missy."
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"I will burn this place to the ground and fuck the ashes!"
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"- [rumbling] - Oh!"
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"Was that real?"
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"Don't you worry. It was just a tremor, sweetie."
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"That was me! I'm taking credit like ISIS!"
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"I warned you. Now look what you made me do."
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"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
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"- Oh, God. - Garrison, no!"
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"Take it all, Keillor. Take it all."
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"Oh, thank you. Oh!"
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"- Well, it's a special day. - And you're a special guy."
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"Well, that's a relief 'cause I'd do it, but it would weigh on me."
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"- A judge? - Yeah."
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"At the science fair? I would be honorary."
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"That makes me so happy."
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"Well, I think I'm about to make you a little bit happier."
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"Miss B, will you marry me?"
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"But I can't marry you."
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"- What? Why? - Well, for one,"
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"Kind of, yeah."
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"- I'm so sorry. - Sorry?"
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"How dare you say sorry"
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"when you just made me the happiest man of my life."
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"- You're happy? - Of course."
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"You want to be friends."
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"I can't believe you're putting me in the friend zone."
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"That's like the number one zone."
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"Yes, Steve. I would be honorary to be your friend."
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"Who's the man?"
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"Spoiler alert, it's Steve, AKA "the man.""
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"That was intense at the museum."
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"Oh, the earthquake, I mean."
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"- Yeah, it was. Oh, crap, no. - [clears throat]"
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"- Hello, Brother Andrew. - Brother Andrew?"
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"when I skull-intercoursed Mr. Keillor's severed head."
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"Oh. Okay, I-- I guess that's good."
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"There's the man who got me clean. Helped me find the Lord."
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"Uh-oh! There seems to be some, uh, pre-lava oozing out of the volcano."
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"[exhales] I'm gonna go to the parking lot"
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"- [groans] He looks really sad. - I know."
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"I don't want to make fun of him. There's a ton of mold on those shower curtains."
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"Oh, my God. Is he talking to his bath mat?"
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"Because they ditched me and I need something to teleport."
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"What do you think about the mouth, Andrew?"
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"- Is it moist enough? - It's plenty moist, Missy."
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"- I'm so glad you're here. - Oh, good."
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"Missy keeps saying all this stuff that sounds so sexual."
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"- Right, yeah, Missy. Great, of course. - What?"
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"Next thing you know, you're gonna be folding her underpants in center field."
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"That's crazy."
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"I can't imagine myself being placed in center field."
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"- I'm more of a right field kind of guy. - Well, you're clearly too busy for me."
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"- Just spending all your time with Missy. - Missy and I just started dating."
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"You're being a shitty friend!"
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"ladies and gentlemen, I will be teleporting this bath mat."
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"It's not gonna work, you butt-fuck."
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