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Clips from New Girl - Menzies (S02E02)

"You're gonna read a bunch of weirdoes' writing?"
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"Hope you like stories about vampires and bad childhoods."
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"- I do. - You're gonna get them."
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"I think I speak for all of us when I say that we are thrilled..."
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"...that you will once again have a reason to shower daily."
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"- Yes. - Now, let there be gas."
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Oh, yeah, there's gonna be hot water in six to ten minutes, fools!"
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"- Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"[HOUSE OF PAIN'S "JUMP AROUND" PLAYING]"
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"[ALL CHEERING]"
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"ALL: Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt!"
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"- Where's Winston? - Go get Winston."
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"- Where is he? ALL: Schmidt! Schmidt! Schmidt!"
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"Come on jump around with us. Come jump with us, Winston."
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"- Sleepy? - Hey."
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"What's going on, man?"
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"I don't really have PMS."
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"I know. You're a man."
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"[SOBBING]"
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"I miss Shelby."
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"This is all about your breakup?"
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"I know just the thing you need."
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"Oh, no."
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"Just relax and breathe. I'll take your shoulders."
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"I'll take your feet."
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"This is really weird, man. Really weird."
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"- Cool vibe, man. WINSTON: What are you guys doing to me?"
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"What have I gotten myself into?"
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"Hey, lady. Crushing that flute, babe."
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"- How deep? - And, breathe."
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"- I'm trying. - I'm into that, just chill out."
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"- What are you doing to my leg, come on... - Just chill out."
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"- Nick! What are you doing, man? - It was a mistake, a mistake."
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"- It was mistake. - This is weird!"
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"- What is...? No, no, no! ALL: Ha-ha-ha!"
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"WINSTON: Do I look like Aquaman?"
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"- How are you gonna pay the gas bill? - I don't know."
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"No part of this conversation is making me want to boil over."
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"- You are a huge baby. - Yeah, I am."
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"- Guys just PMSing? - Not in the mood."
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"I was trying to help you."
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"It's Jess"
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"[WATER RUNS]"
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