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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Shucker (S09E09)

"♪ Weapon in my hand, a command and my men with me... ♪"
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"I wouldn't miss her wedding."
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"♪ (MUSIC PLAYING) ♪"
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"-and her husband Lawrence. -LARRY: Hey."
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"I'm sorry, we can't seat you until your entire party arrives."
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"( theme music playing )"
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"None of it would have happened"
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"if I didn't intercede on that guy's behalf in the restaurant."
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"- Unbelievable, Larry. - It saved your life."
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"- Saved my life. - What if he hadn't wanted seconds?"
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"None of this would have happened."
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"- Larry: None of it would have happened. - Bashert."
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"The fatwa is over!"
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"Susie: Let's drink to that, huh?"
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"It's a new me. It's a new me."
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"Well, whatever. We're glad you're back, Larry."
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"- Thank you, Susie. - Welcome."
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"Jeff: I didn't even tell you the biggest news."
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""Fatwa! the Musical" is back on."
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"You're jumping the gun a little bit."
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"We're having a meeting with Lin-Manuel Miranda this week,"
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"and if he wants to do it, then--"
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"You're meeting with Lin-Manuel Miranda? Oh, my--"
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"He's in LA now, right? Isn't it-- aren't they doing the show here?"
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"Yeah, they're doing "Hamilton.""
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"Yeah, can you get us tickets? I mean, it's here."
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"No, it's here and we can't even get tickets to it!"
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"Already with the "Hamilton" tickets? Are you kidding?"
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"- I would love some, too. - Huh?"
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"I don't know if I can get you tickets."
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"I haven't even met the guy yet."
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"- You saw it, right? - Yeah, I saw it in New York."
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"- Fantastic. - Isn't it so fantastic?"
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"Oh, my God, I love that show. Incredible."
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"I saw it and I played..."
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"( chuckles ) 36 holes of golf that day."
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"And, uh, I fell asleep before the second act of "Hamilton.""
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"- Bridget: You're kidding. - I slept through-- I slept through the intermission."
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"- Bridget: No! - Susie: You fell asleep? Wait a minute."
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"Only you would fall asleep at the hottest show on Broadway."
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"- Excuse me, the Shucker. - Oh, the Shucker."
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"- Hey, how's everybody doing? - Susie: Hello."
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"- Shucker: Taste good? - Ted: Fantastic."
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"It's all good? No grit?"
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"- No grit. - Okay, no grit."
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"Just shuck and awe. Okay, well, that's great."
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"I've got a-- I got a whole bunch of bluepoints."
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"Got some Kusshis for you all."
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"- Ted: Whoo! - Hope you left some room."
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"- Okay. - I know he did. ( chuckling )"
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"Susie: Fantastic. Cute as could be."
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"- Jeff: What happened? - He overheard that entire story"
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"What do you care? What difference does it make?"
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"I just hope it doesn't get back to-- to Lin."
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"I doubt that, Larry. You're paranoid."
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"He shucks all over town. I don't know what circles he shucks in."
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"- I'll be back. - Do you think we can still get the tickets?"
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"It's Lin-Manuel Miranda. ( chuckles )"
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"Hello, I'm Rose Shapiro. Remember me?"
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"No."
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"I sold you this house five years ago."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Well, I was in the neighborhood"
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"and I thought I'd just pop in"
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"Actually, I'm-- sorry, I've got some dinner guests, so."
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"Well, I won't take but a minute."
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"I was so happy in this house. I lived here for 50 years."
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"Raised all my children here. Is that okay?"
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"It won't be, I promise you. I'll be very discreet."
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"( gasps ) What have you done here?"
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"You've covered up that cut stone from Italy with a rug!"
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"Yeah, well, it needed a little warming up in here."
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"It was very cold and I happen to like it."
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"And you know what? It happens to be my house, so--"
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"And what have you done in here?"
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"Where's the wonderful wallpaper I put up?"
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"It was the first thing I took down when I moved in."
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"Well, I guess it's your house."
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"You can do anything you want to."
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"That's true! That-- I can do anything I want to!"
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"What are you doing-- what the fuck?"
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"I'm checking the master bedroom."
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"I don't want you to. It's my house."
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"I do. All right, you know what?"
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"I think it's time to go. Let's go. Come on."
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"- ( sighs ) All right. - Come on."
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"- Oh! - Ay-ay-ay."
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"Look at this poor ficus! What have you done?"
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"I left this with you in good faith to love and cherish."
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"Yeah, no, I've taken very good care of it."
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"- It's old. - It's dropping all its leaves. Do you water it?"
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"Of course I water it. All right, come on, I got some people here."
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"Good-bye. Thank you for stopping by."
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"- Don't do it again. - Bridget: No, I know, I know."
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"And then, Todd, this other guy,"
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"had-- what's the male equivalent of bush?"
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"- Jeff: Man bush. - Man bush."
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"That, like-- so, finding his penis was like--"
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"I'm searching for the baby bird in the--"
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"- Susie: In the nest. - In the nest."
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"I couldn't even find the goods"
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"because the Afro was so intense."
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"Yeah, okay, all right."
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"- Sorry, Lar. - But, Larry,"
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"she has so many funny stories about her exes."
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"I've been hearing them for years."
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"- They're hilarious. - Yeah, I'm sure."
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"- Yeah. - Remember the one you told me about?"
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"- The guy who-- the leaner? - Yeah, the leaner."
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"- Yes. - The Leaning Tower of Pisa?"
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"- That guy? - The Leaning Tower of Peter."
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"Yeah, oh, that's-- that's a good one, too."
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"And then Todd, this other guy--"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, that was so many years ago."
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"Oh, my God. I don't believe it."
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"This room used to be so warm and inviting."
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"Mrs. Shapiro, what are-- what are you doing?"
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"- Well, I just-- - I thought you left."
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"Well, I was just looking around."
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"- It used to be so different. - She used to live in the house."
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