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Clips from Saved by the Bell - 1-900-CRUSHED (S02E02)

"Just be honest with Kelly."
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"And what about Nicki?"
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"She's young and vulnerable. Let her down gently, got it?"
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"Sounds like the guy's really hung-up on your sister"
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"Hi, it's Zack."
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"Look, I'm the one running the Teen Line,"
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"But don't tell your sister, we should let her down gently."
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"Don't worry, Zack. I won't tell Kelly."
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"Where's Mr. Manfredi?"
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"Remember, everybody,"
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"art is unpredictable. Anyway..."
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"so be spontaneous, huh?"
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"Now today we are going to create"
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"by observing the human figure."
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"Ooh!"
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"Enter our models."
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"I thought you said models, not pigs."
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"- Who are you calling a pig? - I call 'em like I see 'em."
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"Yeah. All men are pigs."
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"Yeah? Well, all women are--"
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"Oh, scuzzbucket. Yes! Go with your feelings!"
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"Everybody live! Free yourself, my children!"
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"Free yourself! Be free!"
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"Yes! Yes! And madness leads to greatness!"
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"Dare to be great!"
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"Everybody cut it out! Stop it!"
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"Now who hit me in the head with the clay?"
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"Ask Brillo head. He started it."
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"Well, Brillo head?"
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"I mean, Slater."
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"Boy, am I glad Teen Line told me to stay away from you."
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"What? They told me to ask you out."
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"- They told me to dump you. - They told me the same thing."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"Who else called this Teen Line?"
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"'cause we're, like, totally together dudes, you know?"
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"Except for the spotlessly clean, like, totally together dudes."
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"You're both behind this Teen Line, aren't you?"
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"You can't prove that, sir."
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"And even if you could, they didn't have to listen to us."
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"Good one, Screech."
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"My school will be a happy school by noon tomorrow, or else."
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"Lisa, you're looking lovelier than ever today."
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"Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit."
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"The Teen Line is a disaster because of all the bad advice I gave."
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"I need your help."
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"Why should I help you? I already have all your money."
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"Well, look on the bright side, Zack,"
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"at least you still have Kelly."
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"Not if Nicki has anything to say about it."
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"- Nicki? What happened? - I mixed up the calls."
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"You're pathetic. All right, I'll help you."
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"You've got to make Nicki think you're a disgusting creep."
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"- How do you mean? - Well--"
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"- Is she gonna help us? - Yeah."
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"Great!"
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"You think you can be that smooth?"
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"Okay, now let's put the past behind us."
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"I mean, you guys are obviously attracted to each other."
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"- But we don't agree on anything. - That's not true."
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"- See? - Okay..."
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"but is there anyone you'd rather disagree with?"
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"- No. - There! Your first agreement."
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"Build on that. Next!"
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"You don't look so happy. Want to talk about it?"
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"- No, that's all right. - Okay."
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"You weren't supposed to leave!"
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"I would've been back in an hour."
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"Teen Line said I should dump him, but I trust them both."
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"First, stop talking like "The Brady Bunch.""
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"Come on. Here's what we're gonna do..."
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"Lisa, are you sure I have to dress like this?"
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"I told you, if anyone recognizes you,"
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"this is not gonna work."
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"- Okay. - Bye."
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"One grape soda, three straws, missy."
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"Hi."
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"Zack?"
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"Oh, sorry I'm late."
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"That's okay. I'd wait forever for you."
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"- Grape soda, three straws. - Thank you."
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"Well, yeah. Leonard loves grape soda."
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"Wow!"
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"Watch."
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"Whoop!"
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"Oh--"
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"Yeah. Who doesn't?"
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"Then I guess you know about the Insect Rodeo this weekend?"
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"Yeah. I've got front-row seats."
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"This isn't working."
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"Look, Nicki, I got to tell you something."
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"What is it, Zack?"
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"- I'm in love with-- - I knew it! I knew it!"
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"I'm in love with your sister, Kelly."
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"You are?"
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"Yeah. Then you understand?"
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"Yeah, I understand, all right. I understand you're a dork"
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"who couldn't tell a 13-year-old girl the truth."
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"Why don't we go make a Kodak moment?"
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"Ahem-- well, I'd like to, miss,"
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"but I've got a great girlfriend,"
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"and I'm a one-woman guy."
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"It's Kelly."
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"I wound up with my tongue stuck to a moving airplane."
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"♪ 'Cause my girlie-girl will fit the gold sneaker! ♪"
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"♪ All of these ladies have fat feet! ♪"
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"♪ Oh, Prince Zack you're my dream come true ♪"
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"Teen Line. This is The Antman. What's bugging you?"
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"I'm calling for a friend of mine."
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"Well, how does he feel about you?"
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"Lisa, Lisa."
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"But Kelly."
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"Kiss? Why don't you wait in here? Go, go, go."
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"Nicki and I finally have something we can share."
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"What a slimeball!"
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"I'll tell everyone you're behind the Teen Line."
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"We'll be rich."
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"Teen Line. This is Nitro."
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"Jessie, about our date Saturday night?"
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"What? You mean that's not a Moosie original?"
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