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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Baby Shower (S04E04)

"I'm just checking to see if this baby stuff is safe."
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"Why? Returned baby items all get destroyed anyway."
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"And it will be destroyed in about two to three years"
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"after my baby is done using it."
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"Ah, so you're stealing it."
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"No, I'm not stealing it."
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"That's like if somebody's dying and then you kill them."
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"Is that murder?"
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"That's exactly what that is."
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"Well, baby stuff is really expensive,"
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"and it's not like I can reuse anything I used with Emma."
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"Did you know that car seats expire?"
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"It's plastic and metal."
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"- Can you hit the light, please? - Yeah."
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"- Oh. - Ew."
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"Do you think that's urine or semen?"
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"Which one of those would be okay?"
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"but Dill really knows how to strengthen a collapsed chin."
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"So, in this one, you guys are chefs"
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"waiting to eat the baby?"
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"Yeah, but it's just a goof. We don't really want to eat it."
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"This one's a mystery."
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"Who's really the pregnant one?"
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"Wouldn't the chefs be preparing the food, not waiting to eat it?"
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"maybe Dina's a new chef, and we're taste-testing"
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"to see if we'd hire her."
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"And if you don't like the taste of the baby..."
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"What, you'd throw your half-eaten baby in the trash?"
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"Okay, I don't know! We didn't really talk about it!"
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"They're my best feature."
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"He was supposed to, but then he got a call"
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"from his wife... something about a house fire?"
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"I don't know. I wasn't paying attention."
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"I-I just want a card that will blow my ugly sister"
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"The one with restless leg syndrome?"
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"That's not what makes her ugly, Sandra."
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"That's what makes her legs restless."
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"So then you just decided to go with this setup?"
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"Hmm. Okay."
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"What... what's wrong with it? It's the tree, isn't it?"
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"The tree sucks, right? Sandra picked out the tree."
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"It's October, so there weren't a lot of choices."
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"It's just feeling very 2003 Sears strip mall,"
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"- if that makes any sense. - Uh, that makes perfect sense."
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"I would just make it less bad,"
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"if that makes any sense."
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"- Uh-huh. - Like, what if..."
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""Miracle on 34th Street" took place"
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"on the first day of the L.A. riots?"
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"Oh, wow, cute car seat."
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"Most moms are afraid to buy this one"
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"They... they found babies just littered on the pavement."
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"Sometimes they're just lying there..."
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"inside out."
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"Oh, my God. Are they dead?"
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"Well, they're inside out, so I hope so."
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"But if that makes you uncomfortable,"
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"you could always return this one for a safer car seat."
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"Oh, no, it's fine."
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"It's just a gift for my stupid neighbor."
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"Yeah, that one got away from me... it went a little dark."
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"Okay, well, I have an idea."
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"- You're probably gonna hate it. - Love that confidence."
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"Ew. God, no. I hate baby showers."
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"and people touching your belly, saying,"
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""Oh, my God. You're so big," as if that's a thing"
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"Okay, well, I'm not saying you actually have the baby shower,"
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"but if you create a registry, then tomorrow"
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"when your "baby shower" is over,"
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"you can get everything on the registry for 20% off."
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"Yeah, what if... hmm..."
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"There's a small chance this might be a good idea."
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"Right? Plus, you get the little welcome box"
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"with the diapers and the wipes and stuff..."
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"all free."
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"- I know. I'm sorry. - So annoying."
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"This doesn't seem Christmas-y."
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"So the idea there is post-apocalyptic Christmas."
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"Like, what if the Grinch had succeeded"
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"in conquering Whoville and Cindy Lou Who grew up,"
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"got boobs, and was leading a resistance?"
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"I don't want to be insulting,"
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"but are we sure that idea is not just pure gay nonsense?"
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"I am trying to give you something original,"
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"want to walk into the ocean."
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"Can you please just trust me?"
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"I've always had this weird thing about people with glasses."
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"When I was younger, a nearsighted man bit me."
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"You know what? It's a long story."
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"I-I got hep A. I'm okay now, but..."
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"All right, let's see what else you got."
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"Okay, this next outfit answers the question,"
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"what if Cogsworth from "Beauty and the Beast"..."
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"I haven't heard from my parents since the volcano."
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"I'm starting to get a little worried."
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"You're so lucky."
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"Bo's mom calls, like, all the time."
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"Oh, my God. What?"
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"Amy, why didn't you tell me you were having a baby shower?"
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"What? No, I'm... I'm not."
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"Then why did your registry pop up on the system?"
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"It says your shower's today."
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"Here's your complimentary gift box."
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"Hmm. It's smaller than I thought it'd be."
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"Wait, Amy's having a baby shower?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Why wasn't I invited?"
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"None of us were."
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"Okay, look, what happened was,"
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"I actually had a really smart idea..."
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"Okay, please, I find that hard to believe."
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"- So did I. - Sarah, Sayid..."
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"Amy's throwing a baby shower, and none of were invited."
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"What the hell, Amy?"
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"Sarah, Sayid, you coming to my pool party?"
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"I don't want to go."
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"I want to go to Amy's baby shower."
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"She doesn't want us!"
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"Why can't I just delete the registry?"
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"Tap... tap the screen harder. That'll do it."
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"I have another idea,"
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