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Clips from Gilligan's Island - My Fair Gilligan (S01E01)

"- Right, Skip? - Oh!"
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"- You're are definately chief. - We own the Minnow now."
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"You own the Minnow?"
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"Yeah, won the old tub in the card game last night"
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"more or less you can judge a dumb kid by his cover."
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"You're a real hustler. One of the greats."
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"A Howell, a hustler? I may faint."
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"Let me get you a stool there, dear dad."
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"Ha ha, ace of spades, aye?"
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"'So, Howell IV, cheats at cards.'"
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"Oh, scandal of a shame."
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"What do you have got to say for yourself, you low life?"
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"Nothing, us sea serpents can't talk."
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"- Martinis, anyone? - Yes, I can use a drink."
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"I'm frankly astonished at this ghastly metamorphosis."
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"Oh, never mind that. What about my boat?"
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"Keep it. See if I care. My dad will buy me another one."
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"- Won't you, dear old dad? - I could kill myself."
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"I may climb up on top of my money and jump off."
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"Gin.."
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"...and some vermouth."
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"Yeah?"
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"There."
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"- Now, here you are, Professor. - Thank you."
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"- Sensational, huh? - I'm afraid it's a bit dry."
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"Are you telling me one of my perfect martinis is too dry?"
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"'Yes.'"
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"- 'We've been at it for years.' - 'It's too dry.'"
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"(Gilligan) 'You're insulting the family tradition.'"
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"Never mind that, Gilligan. Make him another drink."
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"I will."
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"He wants a nice, wet, Martini.."
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"I'll give him a nice, wet, Martini. Here we go."
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"Nice, wet, Martini."
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"Here you are, Professor."
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"Just the way you like it. Nice and wet."
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"Oh, Gilligan."
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"Buy him a new suit, dear old dad."
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"Heavens, I've created a Frankenstein."
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"Mr. Howell, I find the behavior of your son"
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"and heir shocking and disgraceful."
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"Don't forget obnoxious."
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"I may strike G Thurston Howell IV"
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"only in his mood he may strike back."
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"Surprise! Surprise for Gilligan's coming out party."
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"Ginger specialty of coconut cream pie."
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"We could use a pleasant moment right now."
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"You brought me a coconut cream pie?"
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"Yes, Gilligan."
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"It was hard to make cream from coconut milk"
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"Don't you know my grandmother fed me coconut cream all day?"
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"'Pretend it's Loganberry then.'"
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"But it's not Loganberry."
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"- It's coconut cream. - Stop!"
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"Don't hit Ginger with that pie."
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"I didn't."
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"Excuse me, everyone."
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"I would like a word with Gilligan."
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"Don't you mean G Thurston Howell IV?"
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"No, I mean, Gilligan!"
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"The name Howell has always stood for elan."
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"Stood for style, noblesse, oblige."
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"- Don't forget money. - Money means power."
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"And with power comes"
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"responsibility in your behavior toward others."
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"I sure miss the boat, huh?"
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"You're unbelievable!"
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"You're crude, you're rude, you're bullish."
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"And don't forget obnoxious. I really was obnoxious."
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"And don't forget dishonest and vulgar."
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"You're very vulgar."
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"Okay, Mr. Howell. You don't have to say anymore. I understand."
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"You don't wanna be my father anymore."
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"I'm sorry, Gilligan. I-I really am."
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"'And when we get back home, you'll be rewarded..'"
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"''Cause you just weren't cut out to be a Howell.'"
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"No hard feelings, boy."
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"No, sir. I think you know best."
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"[music]"
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"Oh, Thurston, couldn't you give him one more chance?"
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"He didn't want one. That boy is all heart."
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"Not a bad actor, either."
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"- He's an actor? - Yes, my dear."
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"[indistinct]"
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"Oh, Thurston, he really didn't want to be a Howell, did he?"
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"No, it's incredible, he didn't want to be a Howell"
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"but he didn't want to hurt our feeling."
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"You're a marvelous judge of human nature, dear."
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"Above all, I'm a Howell which is synonymous with being astute"
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"generous, charming, kind and handsome."
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"And above all, modest."
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"It sure is nice to be wearing my old clothes again."
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"It's nice having you back, little buddy."
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"When I was G Thurston Howell IV I had to be neat and clean."
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"Oh, that must've been murder. Let me dirty you up a little."
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"You know, not everyone can be a Howell."
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"One question, who has a place that not over the quick sand"
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"down by the spring."
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"I did, Mr. Howell. They might forget about the quicksand."
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"Well, you're quick thinking saved Mrs. Howell's life."
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"- That's great. You hear that? - What do you mean, Skipper?"
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"From now on, it's S Thurston Howell V."
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"- What? - You heard me, son!"
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"- Oh, but Mr. Howell-- - Dad."
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"- Oh, c'mon, Mr. Howell-- - Dear old dad."
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"- Please, Mr. Howell-- - Dad, do you add."
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"[indistinct]"
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"[music]"
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"* Now this is the tale of the castaways *"
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"* They're here for a long, long time *"
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"* They'll have to make the best of things *"
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"* It's an uphill climb *"
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"* The first mate and the Skipper too *"
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"* Will do their very best *"
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"* To make the others comfortable *"
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"* In the tropic island nest *"
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"* No phone, no lights no motorcars *"
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"* Not a single luxury *"
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"* Like Robinson Crusoe *"
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"* It's primitive as can be *"
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