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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Diary Queen (S32E32)

"You're gonna start it with an "N," aren't you?"
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"I'll know when the spotlight hits me."
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"Two smart kids."
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"Bart, spelling bees are very public."
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"So if, by some fluke, you don't do well,"
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"you'll be embarrassed in front of the whole school."
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"Worse than the time you sat on the peanut butter cup."
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"People knew what it was."
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"It's not up to you to save him."
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"The first contestant is our most‐improved student,"
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"Bart Simpson, and the word is "interlude.""
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"Um, can you use it in a sentence?"
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"I need an interlude with my brother!"
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"I have to explain something."
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"You're just jealous. I used to be a mixed‐up kid like you."
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"You're just not reading the right diaries."
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"Bart, there's a page in the diary you didn't read yet."
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"(inhales) I'm sorry."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I just don't want you hurt."
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""My special little guy has the fluffiest tail"?"
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"Could be. I played a reindeer in the school play."
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"Which was weird, because it wasn't a Christmas play."
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"Keep reading."
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""Purring when I pet him"?"
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""Always using his litter box appropriately"?"
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"Oh, it wasn't me who had potential."
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"It's a frickin' cat!"
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"(gasps)"
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"(whimpering)"
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"Oh. No bumps."
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"- I brought you dinner. - Don't want it."
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"I'm just a loser kid, and that's all I will ever be."
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"Oh, honey..."
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"Mom, I'm gonna go over the edge"
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"if you try to make me feel better right now."
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"Hmm..."
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"So, I understand"
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"you've been reading Edna's diary."
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"Yeah, I'm sorry."
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"I sure hope there's something in the Bible about forgiveness."
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"Son, I'm not here to judge you."
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"Curiosity is one of the devil's sharpest tools."
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"That's why I don't even look down in the shower."
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"Eyes always up into God's scalding water."
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"Okay, I'll get to the point. I'm here to tell you"
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"something that might make you feel better."
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"Did you know Edna and I once"
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"were thinking of leaving Springfield?"
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"But the fact is we didn't move."
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"We had a family meeting."
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"It was Todd's turn at the gavel."
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"TODD: Order! Order!"
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"TODD: I vote "yes." I can finally get away"
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"I'm tired of Mr. Simpson peeing in our bird bath."
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"Well, that's one, two, three, and..."
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"I have to stay here in Springfield,"
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"because boys like Bart Simpson need me."
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"Sweet, misunderstood boys,"
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"that's trapped inside them"
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"and is desperately trying to get out."
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"(sneezes)"
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"She was allergic to the cat, but, uh,"
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"you were nothing to sneeze at, son."
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"Well, did that help?"
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"Now let us give thanks."
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"If only people stopped when they made their point."
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"But thanks."
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"And this belongs to you."
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"You come off pretty well."
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"No sirree, Bob. Those are Edna's private thoughts,"
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"and they're gonna stay private."
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"Yep."
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"What's in your hand?"
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"Uh, uh, nothing."
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"♪ ♪"
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"he's made my life a living...""
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""Dream come true.""
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"Thanks, Edna."
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"♪ And started reading about me ♪"
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"♪ The words she'd written took me by surprise ♪"
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"♪ You'd never read them in her eyes ♪"
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"♪"
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"(singers vocalizing)"
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"Shh!"
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"♪ I'll stash them all in my NPR tote ♪"
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"(grunts)"
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"Thank you..."
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"What's it say?! What's it say?!"
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"(tires squealing)"
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"♪ Thinking it made me come off so tough ♪"
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"♪"
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"And you know what I'm gonna do now?"
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"It's got lots of extra carrots for a growing bunny."
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"Ugh, so anxious. (screams)"
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"LISA: Let him learn his lesson. Let him gain from it."
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"Still think she's talking about you?"
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"(whimpering)"
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"Yeah!"
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"Oh. (sniffles) Now I got to clean my specs."
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"(grunting)"
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"This angle makes my nose look big."
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"Ugh!"
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"♪"
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"He's got a free yogurt at the car wash."
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"(sighs) Damaged corner."
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"♪ I wasn't afraid of the bullies ♪"
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"You don't have to explain. It's totally understandable."
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"I just became the most powerful kid in school."
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"♪ Slapping my leg with a riding crop ♪"
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"LISA: Poor, deluded Bart."
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"Till I had an allergic reaction to my gi."
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"(gentle music playing)"
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