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Clips from South Park - Tegridy Farms (S22E22)

"Once we get certified from him,"
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"Have patience, wife."
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"Soon our fortunes will change."
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"[ Knocks on door ]"
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"Yes, I'm with the State testing board."
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"Is this... Tegridy Farms?"
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"Name's right there on the sign. Come on back!"
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"So, with this Vestin device,"
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"I can check not only the THC levels in your product,"
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"Yep."
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"That's good shit."
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"Now let me test the levels in your organic house blend."
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"Let's test it out."
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"[ Inhales ] [ Bubbling ]"
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"Whoa. Yeeeah?!"
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"All right!"
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"♪ Five, five dollar ♪"
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"♪ Five-dollar footlooong ♪"
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"Why'd you punch me, Eric?!"
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"Butters, next time when Kyle walks up to you"
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"and says "Are you selling vape stuff,""
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"You say, "No, I am not, Kyle.""
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"Butters, we have to be extra cautious right now"
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"or else we're -- hang on, hang on --"
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"[ Strains ] Hang on."
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"The whole operation is in a period of transition."
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"[ Toilet flushes ] What's that supposed to mean?!"
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"In case you haven't noticed, we're falling behind."
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"We haven't sold enough product to pay off our overhead."
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"The pens, the juice, even that jacket I got you."
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"We can't start getting sloppy now."
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"Just stick with the plan, okay?"
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"♪♪"
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"Who's ready for some farm-to-table supper?!"
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"We've got some hemp milk here..."
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"some hemp seed tabouli."
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"[ Horn honks ]"
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"Oh, wonder who that could be."
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"Is this Tegridy Farms?"
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"What kind of company --"
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"in the state."
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"[ Chuckles ] Oh, no. Sorry."
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"I don't want my Tegridy Bud put in those pussy sticks."
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"Pussy sticks?"
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"penis pen, wussy vape, lady joints."
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"Not on my farm, no sirree."
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"It's cleaner and healthier than traditional smoking!"
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"You can be a part of progress"
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"All you're doin' is blowin' smoke --"
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"Sorry, "fruity steam." Pussy."
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"What are you up to?"
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"This is really cool"
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"You know, Kyle, people all need a way to relax."
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"You're selling it to kindergartners!"
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"Kindergartners need a break, too, Kyle!"
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"Butters: You know they took away their nap time."
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"the kindergartners smoke cigarettes?"
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"Would you rather they drank?! That's not good!"
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"Kyle! Kyle, Kyle! Okay, okay!"
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"Just please listen, all right?"
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"Butters and I thought we could just make some easy money."
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"to look the other way."
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"We're in deep, Kyle."
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"And we will stop, I swear it."
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"You're so full of shit."
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"Come on, Kyle. We all make mistakes."
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"to make back the money we need to get out from under this,"
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"and we will stop."
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"You have my word."
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"Okay. I'll focus my marketing another direction."
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"[ Engine shuts off ]"
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"Oh, hey, Randy! We, uh, we sold the farm."
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"take over everything?"
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"Yeah. They paid us great!"
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"Well, I hope you didn't pack your tegridy."
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"'Cause clearly... your tegridy ain't goin'."
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"[ Door creaks ]"
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"I-I didn't know chickens wore suspenders."
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"Agh."
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"[ Exaggerated yawn ] Man, am I feeling tired!"
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"All this hard work at school?"
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"It sounds so great right now!"
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"Can anyone help with some fun, fruity flavors?"
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"[ Rumbling, cement crumbling ]"
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"What are you doing here, Vaping Man?"
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"in a refreshing mist."
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"Vaping? Hey, that's bad for you."
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"Sure, Kyle. What is this about?"
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"Well, of course."
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"What did I say about pushing it on little kids?"
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"Fun, fruity Vaping Man?!"
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"It's marketing!"
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"How else are we supposed to do it?"
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"Isn't this great, Stan?"
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"No, it sucks. I hate this."
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"I wanna go back home."
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"I hate you so much."
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"I think we're having a breakthrough moment."
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"I want to give you something, son."
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"Come on. Let's just see how it fits."
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"♪ One, two ♪ Whoa."
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"and thanks for shopping at Big Vape."
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"[ Door buzzes, doorbell jingles ]"
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"but vaping is a really big problem at our school."
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"Look, I'm just filling a job"
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"that somebody else would fill, all right?"
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"from my past three birthdays."
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"Can we call this even and end it?"
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"Why is there a dead hooker next to you?"
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"Dude, that is a dead hooker. What are you doing with it?"
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"Get the cash, Kyle!"
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"Bless us, Lord, and our little cannabis farm."
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"Amen."
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"So, how was everyone's day?"
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"Uh, well, not great."
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"Uh, Stan got caught with a vaping pen."
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"You know, those little"
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"pen and cartridge things with the mist?"
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"It's not mine. I took it from a kindergartner."
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