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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Lizard-Spock Expansion (S02E02)

"How do we decide that?"
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"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock."
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"- Oh, hey, guys. - Hey."
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"Hi, Howard."
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"- Howard? - Sheldon."
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"Howard is employing a schoolyard paradigm..."
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"He intends to act on this by not speaking to you..."
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"...and otherwise refusing to acknowledge your existence."
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"That's ridiculous. Why are you cooperating with him?"
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"I don't make the rules, Leonard."
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"Howard, come on. I didn't plan on this."
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"Did someone just feel a cold breeze?"
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"I believe this is an extension of the death metaphor."
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"The cold breeze is a so-called ectoplasmic issue..."
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"...of a disembodied soul passing by."
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"You know, screw it. I'm just gonna eat the dumpling."
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"- Come on in. - Oh, is this a bad time?"
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"Oh, if it isn't Mrs. Dead-To-Me."
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"Hello, Howard."
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"- Sheldon? - I'm sorry, you violated..."
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"...the terms of your metaphor by acknowledging her existence. I'm out."
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"Okay, well, I guess it'll just be the three of us then."
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"- Yeah. Lisa's gonna be disappointed. - Yeah."
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"Lisa?"
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"So anyway, Lisa, I just wanted to tell you again..."
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"...how much I enjoyed the other night, and again, I'm sorry for how it ended."
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"But again, if you could let me know about Friday..."
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"...my mother needs a head count so she can know how big a brisket to get."
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"Howard. Look at this."
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"...but one thing's certain:"
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"The data which it has sent back contain the first clear indications..."
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"...that there may have been life on Mars."
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"It's a scientific discovery..."
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"I'll tell you what. How about we go Rock, Paper, Scissors?"
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"Ooh, I don't think so."
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"I suggest Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock."
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"...lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock..."
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"Mars-rover-can-Howard-come-over..."
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"Cool."
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"Actually, I was just checking my e-mail."
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"But, uh, no, the rover is not responding."
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"Why wasn't that plan A?"
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"Yeah, I really didn't think this through."
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"...so that means we're gonna have to move the dinner to a restaurant."
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"- New shirts? - Yeah, a couple."
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"- Nice. - Thank you."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You are dead to me."
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"Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock."
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"- Oh, hi, Steph. - Hey."
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"He just won't listen to me."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"...they will most likely be unable to determine the cause..."
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"Well, who would ask me?"
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"Howard, didn't you say you worked on the Mars rover?"
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"If anyone asks you where I went, you don't know."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, did you get pink eye again?"
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"Are you joking?"
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"Well, Star Trek V, worse than 1."
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"- I've had her brisket. Melts in your mouth. - Mm-hm."
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""Doctor" doctor. Surgical resident."
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"- What happened? - Howard's at the Mars-rover lab."
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"Hey, it's me again. Howard."
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"Smart, pretty."
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"MRS. WOLOWITZ: Who is it? - It's Leonard!"
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"I thought she might like to meet somebody fun like you."
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"Anyway, call me. It's Howard."
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"I got a whole list of them. Who wants to be my wingman?"
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"Wrath of Khan."
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"Kind of a Mars rover--"
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"You dog."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Leonard, Stephanie, you're alive. It's a miracle."
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