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Clips from The Big Bang Theory (2007) - The Citation Negation (S12E12)

"and your petulant refusal"
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"before we can publish."
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"Perhaps we should divide and conquer."
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"and properly note them in our bibliography,"
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"and decide what font we want to use."
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"Sheldon, there are hundreds of citations to track down."
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"I am not gonna spend weeks"
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"in a library looking up old papers."
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"Can't we hire a grad student to do it?"
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"I am not trusting our unpublished paper"
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"They'll put unicorn emojis on it"
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"and then post it on social media."
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"Economic anxiety, too much avocado toast, who cares?"
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"before we're ready to publish."
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"instead of hello as I intend to do."
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"Absolutely not. If the King of Sweden hands me a medal,"
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"I intend to smear it with Purell and then kiss it."
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"How about Leonard?"
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"He's your best friend in the whole world."
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"Yes, but he's always struck me"
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"as the guy in the plane crash"
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"I think you can trust him."
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"Leonard, I need to tell you something."
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"I'm having an affair."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Not a word."
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"Oh, nothing. He just concocted some stupid test"
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"to see if I can keep a secret."
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"I'm not gonna tell you that."
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"The test is stupid, but I still want to pass."
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"♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪"
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"♪ That all started with a big bang ♪"
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"Congratulations, Leonard, you passed my secret loyalty test."
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"and she's right here."
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"Well, I am shocked, Sheldon,"
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"because I totally believed that the woman you reported"
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"my husband was having an affair. I thought we were friends."
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"No."
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"You mean the last two minutes or the last 20 years?"
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"Well, you've certainly gone about it the right way."
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"we just need help tracking down the citations."
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"No, this paper is incredibly important to us,"
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"and we need someone we can trust."
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"Y-You know what? Sure."
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"The three of us in the library looking up old papers--"
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"that actually could be kind of fun."
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"Oh, no, we won't be there."
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"Bam, took him out."
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"Now I'm doing a victory dance to celebrate."
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"About to shoot some dancing jackass."
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"And now I'm doing a victory dance."
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"What you playing?"
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"A bunch of people parachute onto an island"
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"and fight it out to be the last man standing."
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"but not as cutthroat."
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"Sounds fun. Can I play?"
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"And depending on what you want to build,"
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"Just put me in, I'll figure it out."
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"Oh, sounds like me on our honeymoon."
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"Okay, you're dead."
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"Wait, that's it? That wasn't fun at all."
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"What are friends for?"
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"My friend sent me down to this basement to do his grunt work,"
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"I don't know, it's pretty creepy down here."
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"Maybe we should stay together."
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"Come on, Raj, it's just a library."
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"It's just a cemetery. It's just a haunted house."
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"It's just a portal to hell."
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"Leonard?"
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"- Still here. - Okay."
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"- Leonard? - Still here."
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"Leonard?"
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"Hang on."
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"Really, video games?"
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"Is this some sort of Freaky Friday thing"
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"You know what? He's not wrong."
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"All right, great, can we go?"
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"You know, you make a lot more money than he does."
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"Can't you just rub his nose in that?"
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"I can, but I want to rub his nose in this."
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"Lots of luck-- it's way harder than it looks."
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"Got him."
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"Okay, this citation is correct. How you doing?"
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""The Effect of High Energy Muons on Proton Pion Scattering"
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"Hey, should we take a break?"
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"We have to get through all of this before I run out of this."
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"And instead of Sandra Bullock, it has sadness."
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"Oh, it was cited in this paper over here,"
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"Mm, it's not translated."
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"We don't need Howard. I've got Google Translate."
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""Examinations of moose chowder in lemon parachutes.""
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"Yeah, okay, now I know why this app is free."
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"If it helps, this word may be "moose.""
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"Okay."
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""Examinations of a"
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"Super-Asymmetric Model of the Universe""
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"by Dr. Vasily Gregora-poli-popivich."
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"weren't the first to think of super-asymmetry?"
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""The super-asymmetric model"
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""is inherently flawed"
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"So this disproves their theory?"
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"Sounds like it."
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"Okay, okay, h-how about this? We all tell him."
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"Yeah, that makes the most sense."
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"You guys are such cowards."
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"Hey, Denise. Is Stuart here?"
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"What can I help you with?"
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"Sure. Now let me ask you a question."
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"I just need to give Sheldon some bad news,"
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"and I really don't want to."
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"- Oh, my God. Is everything okay? - No, I-I found a paper"
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"that proves their theory wrong."
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"They thought this was gonna be their Nobel Prize."
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"It's gonna break his heart."
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"Oh, man. Maybe leave an anonymous note, you know,"
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"your best friend know that her boyfriend's cheating on her."
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"Why wouldn't you just tell her that?"
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"I don't know. Maybe you had a hickey."
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"I-Isn't it better to get bad news from a friend?"
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